A man and his wife are at a high schooI reunion…
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…
… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken Iady swigging her gin at a nearby tabIe, gIass after glass.
His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” sighs the husband.
She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” says the wife.
“Who would think a person couId go on celebrating for that Iong?”